Look at that ass *the person they are staring at turns around. you look up* holy shit those are some big tits. *They ask you if you want to go back to her car and have some "fun"* you say yes.
by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020
Get the assmug. by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018
Get the national smack ass daymug. 
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023
Get the Flip flop ass dropmug. by Pussy lips 33 December 13, 2017
Get the titty ass hoemug. When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Get the an ear up your assmug. by anonymous September 24, 2020
Get the ASS BOOGERmug.