waffla 

chatting shit or lying

girl 1: sorry but i cant let you fuck me my mom said so
Boy 1:stop being a waffla and bend over

waffla by bumrapist6000 June 26, 2019

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

Waffler 

A waffler is someone who rambles (commonly referred to as waffling) about things that aren't relevant to the situation or conversation. Commonly used within Ireland and the UK.

Chap: So yeah that's why the football is cancelled today.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.

Waffler by WafflerNPC September 28, 2022

Thug-Waffling

Eating an excessive amount of waffles while under the influence of marijuana.

Thug-waffling is my favorite thing to do while high.

Thug-Waffling by thugwaffle March 29, 2015

Blue waffles 

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Waffer's Wipe 

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Waffler 

Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.

John is such a waffler.

Waffler by KanoA3Z October 27, 2012