i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021

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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

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when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border

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D. Tongue Sanchez

a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.

It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.

by 1quarter20use#7 November 22, 2009

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