Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.

Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.

by dusstedd December 27, 2011

Taco Rush

When ingesting too much mexican food in one setting. Taco Rush is caused by having excess amounts of mexican food in the lining of your stomach, causing a "rush" feeling similar to a sugar high (see sugar).

I ate too much mexican food at dinner last night. The room was spinning and I was laughing uncontrollably. I had a taco rush.

by Nino Fernando January 10, 2012

Bag of Tacos

A group of lesbian or bisexual woman (preferably more than two) under the sheets or in a sleeping bag, usually naked.

Dude, check out those two drunk chicks making out! That is a Bag of Tacos waiting to happen!

by Don Juan Dungeon Master August 6, 2011

taco bleezy

The name potheads gave taco bell when they were super high.

Dude lets hit up some taco bleezy, I'm munchin.

by bghfoshow November 24, 2011

Taco tariff

When a spic impregnates a white woman, beats her up, then leaves. Sometimes fatal.

John: “I never thought my sister would end up paying the taco tariff. She should’ve known better.”
Mark: “Yeah, but that’s what happens when you dip the chip. Such a damn shame.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

glossy taco

when that fucking PUSSY GETS WET AND HOLOGRAPHIC LOOKING BUDDY BOY

dude "yeah bro its been months since I've gotten some good fucking box ya feel me homie G'
dude 2 "nah dawg i dont fucking feel you, Christines got that glossy fucking taco looking like a gad dam cd all shiny and holographic"

Glossy Taco: A females reproductive sexual organ aka her fucking pussy you dweeb, when it gets wet from sexual arousal it gets nice glossy and sticky like a nice glossy meat taco okay dude?

by Sickkent YuckyTucky April 18, 2018