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Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.
It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.
by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025
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Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.
by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025
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Magic jelly bean

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean
by PointDida May 4, 2025
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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805
I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!
by rjt23 May 21, 2025
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Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.
I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.
by Waggylac May 26, 2025
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Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.
Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.
by anonymous June 10, 2025
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