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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
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band for band

A competition of seeing who has the most money, typically involving two people.

Using an agreed upon middleman, both individuals send cryptocurrency to the middleman's address while not disclosing the amount to the other person. This continues until one person taps out. The middleman sends the winner all of the money. This is mostly done by the internet fraud, scamming, and simswapper communities. Other communities such as Roblox and Discord have adopted this term while having little idea of what it actually means.
I used $150,000 when going band for band with Jack, but he beat me by $100,000. Now I'm broke.
by patienttoday May 13, 2024
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Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!
It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
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kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend
by return to monke March 3, 2022
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Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
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