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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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Sarah J

An up-and-coming Korean Instagram model. Your favorite aestheticly pleasing gamer girl! She’s super cute and an amazing friend. Sarah is usually short and more than often has an unusual hair color (love it though!)
Wow, Sarah J is totally jjang!
by ExtraFroggy November 29, 2018
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Sarah Elderkin

One of the most outgoing and beautiful girls you will ever know and meet. Her bubbly and outgoing personality, will make you want to be around her twenty four seven and even want to be best friends her. Yet she may come off a little sassy her and there, the sassiness is only there to hide her sweetness she has on the inside. If theirs a problem you will know it, she doesn't like to hide anything from you, and you can’t help but to love her for that. She cares more about making every one else happy over her own self, to Sarah she would rather see a smile on another persons face than her own. She would even go the mile to make someone’s day if she had the chance.

Sarah trusts boys over girls and other then her friend Julia, is more friends with guys than girls. Although Sarah could make friends with anyone, she is picky with her true friendships, and you really have to get lucky to be best friends with her. If you are lucky enough to be best friends with her, just know she would do absolutely anything for you.

She is also the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Sarah usually has tattoos and piercings that fit her vibe, and add to her stunning look. Every aspect about Sarah is beautiful, and it’s a blessing if you get the chance to even meet her.

She’s quick to fall in love with, and the more you get to know her the more you will fall in love with her. If she loves you back you will know, she will make it odviouse, and she will love you endlessly.
Yoooo whatsss upppp Sarah Elderkin!
by Jacob Jensen November 23, 2021
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sarah morrison

A girl who is kind and beautiful and smart very smart she picks weird freinds and is weird herself she is shy at first but once she opens up to you she is the most amazing person ever she is funny and if you meet her never let her go because she is the only one like her
Guy: I met the most amazing girl
Other guy: yeah you must have met Sarah Morrison
by 1182838593929293844 November 27, 2020
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sarah's knickers

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
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Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy

This school has really changed in the last few years! At first, it was full of wannabe gangsters and grown-looking people. But now, it's full of TikTok kids! The freshmen and sophomores genuinely look like middle schoolers!

Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy has a variety of students. From the nice, nerdy kid to the Hispanic boy with the "edgar cut" that every girl wants for some fucking reason- It has it all!
As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
Student 1: "What school do you go to bro!?"

Student 2:"I go to Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy cuh."
by ondatcracktho March 11, 2022
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Sarah

Sarah is an amazing, beautiful, trustworthy friend. She will always tell you she loves you and loves hearing it back too, so make sure you always tell her.

Sarah is athletic, kind, tall, beautiful and will never back down from a challenge. Sarah is the definition of awesome.

Sarah loves animals and is very good with them. Her name is spelled with an H, it’s not Sara. Make sure you spell it with an h.

Sarah is thoughtful about what she says and will never try to hurt you. Sarah is amazing.
Person 1: Did you see Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah, she’s beautiful and kind.
Person 1: And a great friend and partner.
by Lilabil5268 April 24, 2022
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