beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage
or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy
or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy
by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008
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by GetIt89912 March 16, 2015
Get the Fish pussy mug.1. A term describing a group of girls who walk as a pack wherever they go. They usually appear at public venues and are without any male friends. If a male is with them he is most definitely gay, whipped, or the conductor.
Male 1: Dude check out those girls.
Male 2: I love the caboose on that pussy train.
Male 1: Dude be my wingman I wanna ride that pussy train.
Male 2: ALL ABOARD!
Male 2: I love the caboose on that pussy train.
Male 1: Dude be my wingman I wanna ride that pussy train.
Male 2: ALL ABOARD!
by A. Yoakum (H and E) August 25, 2010
Get the pussy train mug.A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.
It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.
by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007
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If the animal shelter doesn't let my daughter take her cat home today I will straight up have pussy rage!
by Death Trooper April 8, 2011
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by The Supporter (again) December 22, 2008
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