banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

sweater muffins

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006

boo boo muffin

is an adjective best used to describe a boo boo with slight muffin-top. The term "top" is conveniently left out so as to not to offend the boo boo. Boo boo muffins are cute and should never confused or associated with regular muffin-tops.

I miss my boo boo muffin!! :)

by Ariele February 28, 2008

Truckin Muffin

truck·in·muf·fin
n.
1. GIRL POWER
2. A person who oddly has some sort of ESP with a Giggal Bagel
3. A person who sometimes blurts out.. "SHYak Shakki"
4. HAHAHAHA remember, the coolest girl i know. HAHH PUHAHAHA

"OMG," says the Truckin Muffin. "I think i made a miSTEAK!!"

(HHEHEheHHheHEh, you owe me steak buddy. 2.2.2.2.2)

by Gagel Bagel October 18, 2004

butter your muffin

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.

guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.

by Becca-Lina August 21, 2011

shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012