green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

mia moon

Banana slices topped with peanut butter and jelly, each spread separately, then stacked together to form a sandwich and eaten.

She asked her mom to make her a mia moon on a plate for a snack.

by AubreyCa February 24, 2025

heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus

why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!

by Moo to the na August 14, 2023

Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.

"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."

by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023

Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.

"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."

by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023

Strawberry Moon

When your girl is on her period and you reach into her pussy and grab a handful of her blood and smear it on her butt

my girl was pissing me off so i decided to strawberry moon her.

by helluvagoodtime June 28, 2018

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020