Kyle

An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.

Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*

by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019

Kyle

The male version of Karen

Guy: (complains about something they have no control over)
The rest of the world: “Ok there, Kyle”.

by GaelicSoxFan October 2, 2021

kyle vangor

A filthy dirty nigger, good for nothing, steals everything, and has a piece of shit truck. Samsquanch butthole smelling mother flicker.

Look at That in the toilet its a real kyle vangor

by bigboy6619 May 17, 2016

Kyle

Kyle's are incapable of taking jokes. They will probably die a virgin.

Kyle is an gashay.

by tahlid1 July 29, 2020

Kyle

Yea, he has a huge dick too

Kyle is awesome

by RIPYUNGDOLPH December 17, 2021

Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie

Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead

by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021