Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 June 22, 2005
One of the best YouTubers who makes the best video of them all & doesn’t make a bad video. And he’s a TikToker too.
by Cool people. October 01, 2022
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I love hunter hunstman!!!!!
by Coolcat91105 May 05, 2016
when youre done fucking a cow up the ass and u shoot a fat stinky load at its tits and teeth and then proceed to shit on them while they sleep.
by huntertouchr6879 April 04, 2023
A person who searches for the lowest price of a product or a service (usually online) making use of discounts, promos or coupons. The common practice is that they buy stuff at an unusually low price for the product's worth, whether or not they actually require it.
The deal-hunter stacked up some coupons over the usual discount to buy the mobile phone for just 120 bucks.
I deal-hunted and bought a earphone for just 5$ - I've already got 2 such and dunno what I'm gonna do with this.
I deal-hunted and bought a earphone for just 5$ - I've already got 2 such and dunno what I'm gonna do with this.
by Neo1 July 26, 2014
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