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team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind
Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.
by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024
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Team Chardonnay

The 2020โ€™s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.
I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldnโ€™t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.
by HotROD July 24, 2025
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Team

There is no team.
Hym "We're not a team. Being a member of a country doesn't make me beholden to you in some way and IF IT DOES then you should be on your way here with the payment for my input. You don't need to feel good about my success but you do need to pay for my labor. And if you have a team, fuck your team. Bitch. You niggas is trash."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Team straight ๐Ÿ‘‡

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males
iPad kid: Team straight ๐Ÿ‘‡
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up
by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024
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Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!
When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed
by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017
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Team Bad Ass

two people who will ride or die for eachother. Who will do bad ass shit together & who will only fuck with eachother. & they are a bad ass couple
Austin & Ashley Are team bad ass

#teambadass

They are a bad ass couple
by badassash February 7, 2017
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Team bitch

A team bitch is a girl who has fucked all of the homies
Oh Samantha? Nah bro sheโ€™s a โ€œteam bitchโ€
by Lucid_dreaming March 28, 2023
mugGet the Team bitchmug.

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