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Jessica Snow

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Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!
"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."
Jessica Snow by Snowflake93 December 23, 2011
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Related Words
Snow Bunny • snowflake • snow • SnowBall • snow blower • snow job • snowman • snowcone • snowballing • Snow Day

Mexican Snow Storm 

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The Activity which involves a group of mexican men mastorbating onto a male or females face or body. Similiar to a Bukakke but instead of Japenese men, its Mexican.
Dude she just got hammered by a Mexican now Storm!

-Whats all over her face?

- oh she just got back from a Mexican Snow storm.
Mexican Snow Storm by Jerk Smith September 5, 2008
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Kitchen Snow 

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The little bits of regular or chipped ice that get left behind when someone fills up a glass that no one bothers to pick up afterwards. Often gets dog-vacuumed.
DAMNIT. I was walking through the kitchen barefoot when I hit a patch of kitchen snow.
Kitchen Snow by MatticusSwan July 18, 2010
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dirty snow 

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Cocaine that you sniff out of someone's ass.
The hooker bent over, I sprinkled some coke in her ass, then I snorted that dirty snow in one go.
dirty snow by Josh Lennox January 11, 2009
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Having a Snow Day 

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While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.
Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.
Having a Snow Day by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010
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A burger and a grape snow cone 

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A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).
Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.
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