sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

Sleep Stopper

While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.

That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!

I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.

Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010

Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously

Phrase - An unnecessarily long and extremely boring speech that could have been done in less time and conveys little to no useful meaning.

Steven Pinker's Big think speach on linguistics was a real colorless green ideas sleep furiously moment.

by FoxyLady85 September 23, 2022

Ludicrous Sleep Demons

Ludicrous Sleep Demons are demons from the LSD that kidnap unhappy people and take them to their own personal pocket dimension. The most notorious Sleep Demon is Bald James Charles, a floating head with the popular makeup artist, James Charles' face but missing his teeth and hair. BJC is currently watching over an unknown youtuber named Beneficial Gamer, and Princess Peach from the Mario series.

Help, I'm being taken by Ludicrous Sleep Demons.

by Ozzy-Lot July 22, 2020

go to sleep bro

Go.to.sleep.bro is a page of tiktok, she does edit about kpop-idols and she is multifandom. We stan the supportive queen

Oh have you seen the last edit of go to sleep bro? It's bussin

by Mc the drama queen November 22, 2021

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020