moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

Neck Sausage

When someone lifts their head back and it makes a big lump behind their neck.

Yo Kendall.
A:What
Look up there you see that UFO?
A: Where where where!?
Bro you have a Neck Sausage.

by Anothablackone February 21, 2024

Hukki Sausage

A delicious, juicy sausage to put in your butt, great for anal, and a great gift for your mother.

"Hey Jane, here's a Hukki Sausage"
"Thanks John, I'm going to put it in my ass!"
"Of course, you should give one to your mother!"
"Good idea John!"

by emphyzz November 22, 2024

Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 5, 2014

gentlemen sausage

A man's dick

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.

by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018