joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
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Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

lil smoke

a decent rapper who maybe famous someday in life and reps mhs nigga

nigga: you heard of lil smoke?
nigga 2: yeah hes a decent rapper in mhs

by tittieswhore2 January 22, 2018

Smoked

The act of one being so fuckin gay and stupid that they're smoked outta their mind.

C: Yo you hear that new song that Noah made?
J: Yeah that mo'fucker smoked.

by yourfatherlilboy July 28, 2022

Smoking Dragon

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.

She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

smoked out local

Someone who is a sick ass foo, usually smoked out from some kind of substance whether it be Marijuana or something harder, they will likely be too smoked out to function and will be on a complete sick one at all times.

Do you see that tweaked out foo walking down the street with his socks to his knees, that's a smoked out local.

by OG Logi July 19, 2024