Rule 58

If a fandom is trending for at least 5 business days, there is at least one illegal ship that makes absolutely no sense that has been created.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Sally Face on your For You page? I hope nobody ships Sal and Megan!"

Person 2: "It's inevitable, because of Rule 58."

by vinnerz April 27, 2021

rule 3002

White women will never say no to starbucks

Rule 3002 meaning Women love starbucks example
Women 1: Wanna go to Starbucks? my treat.
Women 2: OMG YESS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by White man runnin November 28, 2014

Rule 97

Never, under any circumstances, make a dragon cry.

Recently a neighbor broke rule 97, we haven’t heard from him since.

by ᴬᵞᴵᵀˢˢᴾᵁᶻᶻ September 29, 2018

Rule 35

Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police.

All this other porn crap about Rule 35 is completely wrong and idiotic.

Billy took the stand and testified against Marcus in order to receive a deal from the court systems to reduce his own sentence via Rule 35.

by Status One April 14, 2009

rule 0

This rule applies to people who are clingy to their significant other, and posts their "true love" on their websites. This rule takes them from "cute" and "tolerable" to "straight up annoying" and should be ignored.

normal friend: Oh, i love to have butter on my toast.

rule 0 person: OMGZZZ! (insert name here) loveezzz buttter. oh i miss him so much. i love my babyyyyyyy.

rule 0.

by falamabam March 1, 2010

rule 123

This rule states that if you are a hater, then you are also ghey. NO EXCEPTIONS

person A: Please rate and comment on my vid.
Person B: Your vid sucks ass.
Person A: I call rule 123, n00b.

by Winzz0r December 26, 2008

rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

by Nostrum April 30, 2010