split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Peeing Feeling

Phrase used by retarded microcelebrity Daniel Larson to describe the feeling of having an orgasm. Mr. President Daniel Larson often does this while looking at CP.

me: yo bro i gooned my shit last night

friend: did you get that Peeing Feeling?

by lildictionarygoon November 4, 2025

pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around

hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit

by busternut69420 January 13, 2020

Pee

Pee pee on cacee in Pee pee cacaLand

Today i went peepee on cacee in peepee CacaLand

by PoopyPossum August 17, 2022

pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children

child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."

by not-scooter March 1, 2020

pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

Pee Poo Party

A Pee-Poo-Party (PPP) is when you have a group of people, depending on your gender and what your preference is, standing around in a circle with a single person sitting in the middle while everyone standing around them pees and craps all over their face and body. The subject being "Humiliated" can do as he/she pleases while receiving a warm shower from the Gods above. In the form of humiliation, the subject 'sub' may cry or squirm in displeasure and maybe be forced to swallow whatever fluids or fecal matter that may come. Otherwise, it can be done in some cultures as an initiation of becoming an adult or can be done by the LGBTQ community because they are satanists and enjoy that shit.

There's an ad on Craigslist for a pee poo party at an abandoned movie theater downtown main street tomorrow. It said something about a guys wife disobeyed him and her punishment is a bunch of rando's taking turns unloading everything they got in her face sounds like a party to me!

by Uncle Renegade May 23, 2020