Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
by Smithers john February 01, 2009
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crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.
by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006
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sMARKy pants

the greatest person alive on the face of this earth. i love him more than anything. he is extremely likeable, it is impossible to disike him. he is exceptionally good-looking, as agreed by several hundred girls. he is the love of my life, my one true love, my soulmate. a real sarcastic smarky pants.
mark. a fan of sarcasm and being cheeky- which earned him the name of smarky pants.
by spoonini March 07, 2005
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Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
by Drew is da fuckin man. December 10, 2008
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Harry High Pants

One who wears their pants really really high.

People often become these once they get old.
by T&G February 15, 2006
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wearing wooden pants

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants
by woodpile January 20, 2010
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the in my pants game

You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.

see also: in my pants
Examples of the in my pants game:

Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.
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