A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
Get the Noahmug. Noah, is the most amazing GIRL you will ever meet! Because Noah is not only a boys name ofcourse.
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
That’s it for now
Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
That’s it for now
Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
Noah is a perfect girl
by Smokeysoy August 26, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Noah is a bitch
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Hi Noah how are you
by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020
Get the Noahmug. From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
Get the Noah hemanmug.