A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
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