sweater muffins

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006

boo boo muffin

is an adjective best used to describe a boo boo with slight muffin-top. The term "top" is conveniently left out so as to not to offend the boo boo. Boo boo muffins are cute and should never confused or associated with regular muffin-tops.

I miss my boo boo muffin!! :)

by Ariele February 28, 2008

Truckin Muffin

truck·in·muf·fin
n.
1. GIRL POWER
2. A person who oddly has some sort of ESP with a Giggal Bagel
3. A person who sometimes blurts out.. "SHYak Shakki"
4. HAHAHAHA remember, the coolest girl i know. HAHH PUHAHAHA

"OMG," says the Truckin Muffin. "I think i made a miSTEAK!!"

(HHEHEheHHheHEh, you owe me steak buddy. 2.2.2.2.2)

by Gagel Bagel October 18, 2004

butter your muffin

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.

guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.

by Becca-Lina August 21, 2011

shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012