The real name for the U.S. Secretary of State, who comes from a long line of Irish. He masquerades as a Cuban American to curry favor with the Latino vote.
by LaughingAloud February 22, 2025
Get the Mark ORubiomug. Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
Get the Markmug. A fucken ass who was God’s only mistake. Hated amongst many. Has no friends because no one like his. Has no mother because she dodged a bullet by not raising him. His dad who’s name is ironically “Dick” is envious of his dead wife because she doesn’t have to suffer. He is a fucking dumb ass. A sped. A bitch. A cunt. Words can’t describe what a jackass this result of incest is. And lastly....He is clapped
You are mark
by 1a3tt February 24, 2021
Get the Markmug. Mark likes pepeles
by afhakshfsa January 27, 2022
Get the MArkmug. by Yeet407 January 30, 2020
Get the Mark queefmug. Mark is an incredibly kind, loving individual. He is loved by all for his generosity and his smile. Mark is incredibly sexy, while truly embodying the quote “Chicken nugget in the streets, chicken tender in the sheets.”
by Etaik November 23, 2021
Get the Markmug. by Andre Cammy December 27, 2017
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