Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
by shesaywhat May 26, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. honestly addi and jordan are meant to be. addi loves jordan for his skater boy style, his fluffy black hair, tan skin and electric guitar. jordan likes addi for her cute style and her hair. he loves the way she laughs and her humor is unreal. she is always the life of the party and he loves that. she’s always making people laugh and he loves the vibe she brings. if your addi and he’s jordan or your jordan and she’s addi… plz kiss already. you guys meet at a dance and get each others snap. jordan texts you and asks to go to station. you say yea. he’s in ur bereal. you guys have so much fun together and he gets ur number. you text all the time and start hanging out a bunch. he asked you to be his gf and you say yes. you guys are together until high school and then he proposes. you guys get married and have the cutest kids. everyone is jealous of you
jordan: “ addi i think it’s time i make a move”
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.
by peyton paige February 2, 2023
Get the addi and jordanmug. Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl
by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong
Omg jordan I love you so much
by anonymous May 1, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019
Get the jordanmug.