jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

by spoopi November 19, 2020

The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

by Sparklies May 14, 2011

Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018

Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

by Markalius February 5, 2020

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018