january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January

A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf

Damn who is that ?
Idk but their fine asf
Oh he was born on January 3

by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January 15, 2021

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.

Hey babe, tomorrow is January 15, 2021! Can you hang out?

by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021

January 1

National go to the mall with your friends day

Let’s goooo January 1

by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025

January 10

The day you have to hug your gf/bf

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: yeah, its January 10th national hug you gf/bf day!
Gf: yeah so let’s hug! <33

by A.random.name January 10, 2022