Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

Jake Gise

Hottest guy at west with the best body and can hit any girl he wants . Pretty much a pimp

Emma hess told me she wants jake gise to hit her already

by Jawnt March 16, 2017

Jake Boone

The kid at school that dates an ugly ass bitch named "Raven Clemens" and its funny that he doesnt get any girls.......

Damn, you see jake boone? he ugly as fuck

by LOMFAO February 5, 2020

Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024

Jake

jake is a lovable guy. he most likely has curly hair. jake is tall, but yet sad. he enjoys giving people messages, and is very caring. I bet he has a inny belly button

wow look at that guy with a inny belly button

Yeah thats Jake1

by Booby wood December 9, 2019

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021