A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
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The people taking part may have different roles in the play.
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This roleplay could take place in any suitable game platform as long as it had a chat function. You see a lot of roleplay in ROBLOX games, for example.
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Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.
Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.
Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.
Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.
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Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...
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Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
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Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
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Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!
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Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!
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Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
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Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
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