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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
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Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.
Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head
by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022
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day jamming

I saw Mrs. Schneibly at the grocery store, she was day jamming
by Day Jammer October 16, 2016
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Jam

A word to refer to a lucky event or situation.
The embodiment of luck in its physicial form.
*scores a goal in the 94th minute*
Oh my, that was jam
by Chegers April 10, 2017
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Jammed

1. Fat Nyashh (Big ass) jammed, jammy, Jam. When it jiggles so succulent like ocean ripples.
1. “Yo did you see that gyal over there, she’s jammed up
2 Shes looking Jammy today ahlieee
by Massi88 July 7, 2022
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No Jams

When you are no longer entertaining to someone else. Having no jams means that you are starting to become very boring and no longer spark any interest to another person.
by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021
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The Jam at Denny’s

When someone thinks they’re the shit but they really aren’t
“You think you’re all that but you’re just the jam at Denny’s”
by Yoli March 7, 2021
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