Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

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When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

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The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

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purple jam rock

A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.

I went to a party and drank three Purple Jam Rocks at Miss Lily's- it was lit AF.

by jerkeveryting August 13, 2017

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soul jam

A slow jam is an umbrella term for music with R&B and Soul influences. Slow jams are commonly R&B ballads or downtempo songs. The term is most commonly reserved for soft-sounding songs with heavily emotional or romantic lyrical content.

Guy 1: I love this. What is it?
Guy 2: Its a soul jam. Duh.
Guy1: A What?
Guy 2: R&B and Soul idiot

Guy1 : oh

by insaneassassin June 25, 2014

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