A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

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Ariola Grande

A rather large nipple

Have you seen the Ariola Grandes on her? I thought they were novelty sombreros or something!

by El Dor March 5, 2025

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The Grand Daughter Of Zeus Are Chelsea Peretti

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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La Grande, Oregon

A boring ass town in northeastern Oregon. There is absolutely nothing to do here except get drunk or high. La Grande High School fucking sucks and the people are assholes. There is a train yard in the middle of town that is noisy 24/7. If you live near it, good luck trying to sleep at night. There’s also EOU which is a college that’ll accept basically anyone, even if you’re a homeless crack addicted felon, they’ll accept you. People from California keep moving here for some idiotic reason. Overall, La Grande is a shitty ass town and i do NOT recommend moving here

Person 1: What should we do today?
Person 2: dude, we’re in La Grande, Oregon, there’s nothing to do
Person 1: okay, let’s just get high.

by EarnMyCrap February 16, 2026

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