cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

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Get the cake after sex is so goatedmug.

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

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Get the If you have a goat better tie itmug.

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

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the GOAT

A person who is the best person ever. They help you whenever you're in need and you can't thank them enough. They are the Greatest Of All Time... They are the GOAT *must look at example*

Alexa is the GOAT, I love her

by thesedefinitionsarethebest October 22, 2018

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