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French fucktard 

A French person who doesn't likes speaking English even though she can.
Girl 1: I met this crazy French girl who didn't want to speak English even though she could.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.
French fucktard by BadDaddy99 December 19, 2023

french bread 

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".
Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

french toast festival 

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

french marriage 

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
french marriage by 🫓 January 20, 2024

french bush 

French Bush: A woman with a very large pubic hair fro
Guy 1: Dude that girl had the biggest French Bush
Guy 2: ahhh No way not the french bush

french angry charizarding

A mix of the angry dragon, charizarding, and the french microphone (or angry charizarding and the french microphone)

When you give a bitch an angry charizard and then she gives the person behind her a french microphone
"I gave my bitch an french angry charizard yesterday"
"what the fuck is french angry charizarding"
"look it up on urban dictionary and while you're at it follow flippin_farts on tiktok"
"im gonna guve my bitch a french angry charizard!"