Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020

socialist elect

Term used for the Biden/Harris campaign win taking the country in a different political direction.

The socialist elect appointed more cabinet members today.

by Jack Fenetre December 3, 2020

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

liquid electricity

Mc Donald's sprite

*takes a sip of Mc Donald's sprite* yo this shit can turn on a car it's that liquid electricity.

by @pityopussylipsonlive February 5, 2021

The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar

Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)

by Studog2 July 30, 2021

pace elective

the elective only weird theater freaks choose

“hey what elective did you choose?”
“pace elective”
“EW! theater FREAK!! stay away from me”

by iloverafeyas September 7, 2021