A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
Get the Settlers of El Panmug. The name is given to the most dominant of men who in which is seen as a person with a beard that is able to grow out of control.
by Writer159B July 25, 2017
Get the el beardomug. Sarcasm. I can't believe this needs explanation. Due to the overuse of 'lol' and it's lack of actually laughing out loud, 99% of the time.
If you hear someone say out loud, verbatim, "El. Oh. El." are they ever serious...? Of course NOT, twat!
by _Word March 22, 2020
Get the El. Oh. El.mug. One half of The After Show But Later Podcast with Daniel Javier Fitz. Can be vulgar but hilarious. He doesn't care about your feelings and says what he has too.
by Chingoñ January 16, 2024
Get the El Cucuymug. by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024
Get the el primonatingmug. A big Spanish roblox scammer. El Cocadita shows how to get 100% 2025 free robux by liking and subscribing their video and channel, plus he says you all should enter the link in his bio which is a scam which leads you to a free robux generator with the old roblox logo, plus the website asks you to enter your username plus to get the robux you need to complete 2 tasks using your PIN so all the website does is steal or hack your PIN little kids thinking you can get 100,000 robux out of thin air guys this is not possible and this is a true scam so everyone be safe!
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 20, 2025
Get the El Cocaditamug. El Toro is a 181 foot tall Intamin Pre-Fab Wooden Coaster that will make sure to fucking eject you out of your seat. Six Flags Great Adventure's throw your fucking ass out of your seat machine.
Mommy, why the fuck are we going on El Toro? There was so many accidents, I don't want my pussy to get derailed!
by thoosieretard November 28, 2023
Get the El Toromug.