dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

Dutch

A guy who loves dia

Dutch

by Dkdia February 16, 2018

Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.

She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.

by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023

Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.

'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'

by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes

I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to

by Lanborp December 1, 2022