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Dragon Dance

Oddly shaped party at curly's house, normally planned last minute.
Curly: Let's have a dragon dance

Me: Fuck Yeah! But dont invite jay this time, that fag did no cleaning

Curly: Agreed

Han: PARTY!
by I've seen gibbs's ten inch October 18, 2008
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Dragon fist

When a man goes SSJ and bawls his fist taking a step back and shoving it into the anus or vagina of another man/woman repeatedly.
Man did you see Goku dragon fist that guy?!
by Dragonbawl October 12, 2015
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angry dragon

After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks
Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.
by Soda R May 5, 2005
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jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013
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dragon bowl

a code name for a toboggan: a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs
now that girl knows how to take a dragon bowl

no, unfortunately doing dragon bowls to not help in the efforts to bring back this on-the-brink of extinction species
by the stallion man January 8, 2011
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Angry Dragon

After performing doggy style, the male will pull his penis out of the females vagina and fake like he is cumming. After he tells the woman he is about to cum, he spits on her back. When the woman turns around, the male will actually cum on the woman's face.
Angry Dragon's are hilarious.
by Baby Moses October 1, 2008
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Cold Dragon

When the male penis can rarely only produce cold, dead sperm into a women's vagina. Often failing to have a baby since the sperm is infact, dead.
I don't even know if we should adopt a child or not cause these last months I kept giving my wife cold dragons.
by williamj August 25, 2011
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