Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick
by Crb4590 November 15, 2019
Get the GooGoo Dickmug. 
by HousSalad April 25, 2020
Get the The Dick and Nutsmug. An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Dick Chippermug. 1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020
Get the Hammer Dicksmug. 1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.
Girl2: Lololol
2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.
Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
Girl2: Lololol
2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.
Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
by Nobli July 2, 2015
Get the Gnat dickmug. by plugDrew October 3, 2019
Get the dick wetnessmug.