David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!
by Urb_Dict January 07, 2023
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John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE
John David Bloom is CUTE!
by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022
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david avalon lopez

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.
by bestspellerintheworld August 05, 2011
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david jordi gonzalez

that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.
david jordi gonzalez= that one kid no one likes.
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John David Earling

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.
by John David Earling February 01, 2022
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David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!
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Alex David Cory

Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.

Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up

Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up

Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
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