david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.

David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.

by David the second wayne July 8, 2016

your._counselor._.david

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

david avalon lopez

worst speller in the world.

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.

by bestspellerintheworld August 6, 2011

David Barr Engle

a person likes to most random stuff on the internet and smiles to much

David Barr Engle :)

by Dr. Ballistophobia October 15, 2011

David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 11, 2023

David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!

David H. Ponitz is shit

by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019