People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022
by Clueless_022 March 01, 2023
Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
by PenisBallsCockAss July 14, 2023
David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021
A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.
by Bingbongnotowen April 28, 2018
A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
by Bernardo March 17, 2019
by Iheartvina June 12, 2023