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kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
mugGet the kelly crackersmug.

crackers

aura > racial group

refers to the weak/tasteless
“them crackers stay hyped” i’e they eatin my shit
by cherryrizzla August 15, 2025
mugGet the crackersmug.

grammar cracker

1. A caucasian (white) grammar nazi.

2. This term is used, typically as a sarcastic remark, toward someone pointing out a grammatical error that was posted online.
"If you are a white grammar nazi, does that make you a grammar cracker?" {see grammar nazi }
by Johnny Cashed May 4, 2018
mugGet the grammar crackermug.

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment
by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024
mugGet the Backhoe Crackermug.

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 18, 2021
mugGet the scattered crackermug.

cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.
I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.
by Cork888 October 6, 2020
mugGet the cracker packmug.

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021
mugGet the Cracker Barrelmug.

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