kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

crackers

aura > racial group

refers to the weak/tasteless

“them crackers stay hyped” i’e they eatin my shit

by cherryrizzla August 15, 2025

grammar cracker

1. A caucasian (white) grammar nazi.

2. This term is used, typically as a sarcastic remark, toward someone pointing out a grammatical error that was posted online.

"If you are a white grammar nazi, does that make you a grammar cracker?" {see grammar nazi }

by Johnny Cashed May 4, 2018

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.

I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.

by Cork888 October 6, 2020

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021