when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.
person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
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Get the CRACKER mug.A cracker is a term for a white person. Some think it is offensive, but most just take it as the joke it should be. Because of the cracking sounds of whips. Or because crackers are pale. But a ritz cracker or half cracker is is biracial person, half African American and half Caucasian
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Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022
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