Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 19, 2022

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

Waifu Check

When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.

Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.

by Matatt February 10, 2022

Waifu check

similar to hip check but performed on weebs

-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt

by Matatt February 10, 2022