KFC in a bucket 

Do you know how the mascot of KFC always gives the family's some chicken in a bucket? Yes, you may call that the wonderful, divine, amazing...thing..? KFC in a BUCKET! Normally used in KFC commercials. When the mother of children in the commercial is holding the bucket of the tasty chicken tendies their faces seem to light up like they are the star on top of a Christmas tree

"Mother! May I have some KFC in a bucket, please? It would make my day and of course make yours too! KFC is wonderful :D"

KFC in a bucket by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 9, 2021

International cum in a bucket day 

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

International cum in a bucket day by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

War of the bucket 

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue

Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war

War of the bucket by Sebby294 April 24, 2021

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit 

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Pissing in the bucket 

An insulting expression used to signify the insignificance of someones argument/opinion/ insult. Essentially communicating that they are just talking piss which isn't getting through to you its just going into a theoretical bucket which you couldn't care less about. Can be used to either escalate a conflict or end it its this versatile nature of the phrase which i enjoy most.

Could be used in a number of phrases

"Mate your just pissing in the bucket"

"Stop in pissing the bucket mate back off"

"alright look mate all your doing is pissing in the bucket so i'm leaving"

"Mate your a fucking dog"

"Keep on pissing in the bucket cunt"

Pissing in the bucket by Peter Lalor September 14, 2021

Beat you into a bucket of chicken 

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

Beat you into a bucket of chicken by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

suckit on the bucket 

The act of someone giving head while sitting on a toilet.

Yo its time we play suckit on the bucket!

suckit on the bucket by Laughs Along With Humans October 7, 2021