New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

Internet explorer

Pure stupidity. The only Microsoft browser you should instantly delete and blow up.

Guy 1: did you hear about internet explorer?
Guy 2: ikr its the dumbest fucking app ever

by Dudecrushgaming November 22, 2018

Internet necromancy

When someone revives old meme from death. It has to be at least memorable or back in the day famous meme, because without acknowledging that it was "alive" it can't be revived.

Oh I remember this old meme! It was 12 years ago really famous and somehow it's funny again. Do you do internet necromancy often?

by juicyNeeko June 19, 2020

The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”

Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

THE FUCKING INTERNET

Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.

I am the fucking internet. -Scott Lee

by Ben_be_Jamin June 30, 2024

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 18, 2019