by THETRUECAWGUY101 January 31, 2025
Get the MARKmug. Mark is the name of a very important man. I will do anything for Mark. He has gotten me through pain, anguish, and other various big words. He's funny, very likable, and the light of my life.
"Hey dude, what's that one guys name again?"
"Who? Mark? "
" Yeah! Him. "
" Careful he'll bite you"
" Excuse me? "
"Who? Mark? "
" Yeah! Him. "
" Careful he'll bite you"
" Excuse me? "
by Exactly the person you're thin August 14, 2022
Get the Markmug. by Jax1982 March 27, 2016
Get the moon markmug. Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
by Binky Thunderputz January 12, 2012
Get the Mark Bellhornmug. by The7thnctzen November 20, 2017
Get the Mark Leemug. Mark is a good-looking guy with a huge Albanian cock. His cock is so big, that he can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
"OMG Mark, I don't have the capacity for your cock."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
Get the Markmug.