Simp

A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh

Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?

Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating

by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020

Simp

A male who despite the current situation will abandon the boys just to please a girl in hopes of some sweet, sweet coochie.

The boys:*on a win streak*
Boy 1:Sorry boys gotta go the female is calling me
Boy 1:*leaves*
The rest of the boys:Simp

by TheRockWithAHugeCock April 23, 2020

Simp

Some mf named Job

That guy over there is a Simp, his name is Job

by Mikerrd March 6, 2020

simp

to like or attracted

he’s a simp

by push na May 1, 2020

SIMP

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.

Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.

by The one that has no name June 9, 2022

Simp

A guy who just brought a grand worth of twitch bits to spend on belle delphine

(guy) oh no here comes the Simp
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number

by Squeaksalot July 21, 2020

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021