Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021
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jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success
wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !
by bunville September 15, 2023
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Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name
Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman

“Please leave me alone”
by Crack boy smokeSage November 06, 2021
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Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.
by Leixx January 15, 2025
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When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022
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Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
Sorry UD Jews
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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