Scott thomas 

A weak ass pussy who ain't about shit.

You're literally acting like Scott thomas

Scott thomas by Fuckgirl2691 June 17, 2016

Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.

Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.

Bloody thomas by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016

brandon thomas 

a wanker who has a small dick and can't grow any pubes cause his fat flab covers his dick

Brandon: I Have a BRandon thomas
Person : Dam I got a big one

brandon thomas by BumBumWillyBumBum June 7, 2017

Shawn Thomas

When u try to pull out but end up cuming inside

Jeff just pulled a Shawn Thomas

Shawn Thomas by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy November 8, 2022

Ugh Ben Thomas 

A greeting to someone Ben Thomas

me: here comes ben thomas
ben thomas: hey
me: ugh ben thomas

Ugh Ben Thomas by someone guy 007 July 22, 2011

shut up thomas 

exactly how it sounds. mostly directs to thomas foster

shut up thomas

shut up thomas by DigBick1000000 September 19, 2019

jon thomas 

a being with absurdly dirty testicles

Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III

jon thomas by chivychivchiv January 9, 2008