A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 27, 2023
Get the Magic Johnsonmug. Booby Magic occurs when two women rub their bare breasts together. This is where Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, and Rainbows come from.
Did you see those 2 women in Sturgis at the Glencoe Campground pavilion #63 making Booby Magic all over the place?
by Peachy 🍑 July 21, 2025
Get the Booby Magicmug. A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
by Lord Crumpet December 6, 2019
Get the magic knightmug. by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008
Get the Magical Kebabmug. Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.
Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
by Shivers March 8, 2019
Get the magical trevormug. by ReeferKing March 15, 2015
Get the magic greenmug. 1.a very sick demented old man who is commonly called by the name PAUL.
2.a man who loves to indulge in bestiality
3. a stupid person with a speech impediment.
2.a man who loves to indulge in bestiality
3. a stupid person with a speech impediment.
by Jackass_STFU October 15, 2009
Get the Skullfvck Magicmug.